SQUIRREL!

A big fat squirrel lives outside my home. It purposely teases me whenever I look out the window or as soon as I step outside it races across the yard right in front of me. I really want to chase it but I'm not allowed to and end up choking myself if I do try to chase it. How can I get that fat fuzzy tail if I'm not allowed to chase it and it isn't around when I do get outside without a leash? Someday, I will get that tease of a squirrel and then it'll really be sorry!